Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Thanks Dave... Funny
My buddy Dave sent this to me... It's pretty funny...
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Theturbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struckby lightning.One woman, in particular, loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earthto be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Arizona stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walkslowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers . .
"Iron this. Then get me a beer."
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Theturbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struckby lightning.One woman, in particular, loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earthto be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Arizona stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walkslowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers . .
"Iron this. Then get me a beer."
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# posted by Bryan C. Fleming @ 5:26 AM 
